What were the five billion George Bushes?
When Dangerousman blew up Washington D.C. to stop Surplus Man, every known branch of the U.S. Government had a plan in place to save the President in event of the destruction of the Capital. They all went into effect simultaneously, and as a result George Bush was split among them into five billion separate bodies, each with a shadow of his own intellect, using mass gained from Surplus Man (who was at Ground Zero in the explosion). Eventually, they were recombined and made war against the other George Bush, who was actually Surplus Man’s mind thinking he was George Bush in Dana Carvey’s body disguised as Saddam Hussein. The compiler of this FAQ wishes to make it plain that he made none of this up. Eventually, George Bush was again made complete and whole, and eventually went completely insane after Manny Seconds won the Presidency from him.
