What was cartmans incurable disease on the new South Park?
HIV. Cartman is accidentally given the HIV virus thru blood transfusion while at the hospital having his tonsils removed. The school alerts the parents and his closest friends of his new disease. Cartman is raging mad this happened and that no one thinks HIV is a serious disease anymore. Kyle excuses himself from the conference room and busts out laughing. Cartman tries to host an AIDS awareness benefit with Elton John performing. No one buys tickets except I think Jimmy and Butters. Jimmy Buffet performs instead of EJ and sings a song he wrote for Cartman about AIDS set to the tune of Margaritaville. Cartman enlists Butters help to teach Kyle the lesson that AIDS isn’t funny. He sneaks into Kyle’s bedroom and takes some of his blood with a syringe and drops the blood into Kyle’s mouth. Kyle’s mom takes him to the DR and thinks he has strep since he is sniffling and sick. The DR asks Kyle is he has had gay intercourse.Kyle realizes Cartman did it and marches off to the school to face C
