What to do to people when they e stoned?
One day there was a knock at the door and this girl who i really didn’t know very well was stood there extremely out of her tree and asking to be let in. She settled herself on the armchair and i was feeling a little cruel at the time. She fell asleep in a stoned stupor so i got out the extremely hot chilli sauce and rubbed it on her lips. She spent hours of confusion in her half dazed state trying to rub this stuff off as it was burning her. Then we used a permanent marker and drew all over her face. Terrible really but it WAS 20 years ago. Funnily enough she never came back.
