What the Hell is Kwanzaa?
Kwanzaa is ebonics for Christmas and Hanukkah rolled into one, only shitty. It was invented by Dr. Maulana Karenga to get revenge on whitey, the fake holiday to keep niggers from spending their welfare money during the X-mas season, and making white folks and Jews rich. Kwanzaa is also celebrated immediately after Christmas and Hanukkah, otherwise every nigga would ignore it even more than whitey does.