What role does Barbra Streisand play in Fireland’s production?
Barbra, because of her abject refusal to use “The Fireland Stylebook” (an example from p. 122: “If you can break a sentence, or even a two-word phrase, with a long parenthetical statement [extra points if you put parentheses WITHIN parentheses], readers will be impressed with your complexity and ability to juggle seven or eight ideas and/or dependent clauses at the same time.”) when ghostwriting for me, she’s been demoted to Coffee Wench, which is a thankless job around here considering how much I hate coffee and am thus forced to fling the putrid crap back in her face.
