What makes Microsoft Obsecurity so secure?
Microsoft Obsecurity uses the most complex encryption algorithms (including double ROT-13 encoding) and firewall technology ever created. Microsoft also enlisted the help of some of the world’s foremost security experts to design the system architecture. To ensure complete security in Obsecurity, Microsoft will never release this product to the public. It is locked in a vault in Sub-Basement 16 in Redmond, WA.
