What kind of bride reserves a stretch Hummer on her wedding day?
jss: Below is an email my friend just sent to me that she received a few years ago when she was the bridesmaid in her sorority sister’s wedding. We met for dinner, happened to get on the subject of bridezillas (because this friend is planning a wedding) and she mentioned this email. I just had to share. This is the real deal, kids. Bridezillas like this really do roam the earth. My dearest fair ‘maids: So I’m doing that thing that Cosmo makes fun of so badly- I’m writing you an email with my expectations and wishes. It’s cool though because Cosmo sucks, seriously. I apologize in advance if anything I write in this letter offends any of you, but we all come from different backgrounds and sometimes I make the assumption that people can read my mind. If this gets a little too heavy, take a deep breath, walk away, and continue reading after you’ve calmed down. Lets begin, shall we? (this is really long, you might want to print it to read it- sorry) ARTICLE 1: *Toes, feet, and shins* we are
