What is turkey ham?
We’re not 100% sure. Perhaps there have been secret experiments taking place to cross breed turkeys with pigs and product pig-sized turkeys, or even turkey sized pigs (awww…cute!). We don’t really know…go ask Bernard Matthews. [[Back To Top]] • Is there a discount for bulk orders? Not at present. We believe that we offer great value already. However, we do sometimes run special offers such as percentage discounts, so why not subscribe to our mailing list to receive notifications of our offers? [[Back To Top]] • Are your T-shirts Shark Repellent? No, sadly our T-shirts, being mostly 100% cotton are not capable of protecting you from shark attack. Our technical guys have seen the Batman movie from the 60’s though, where Batman has the can of Shark Repellent, and are working to see if they can develop that into a coating for our T-shirts. Until they can perfect the technology though, we can only recommend not wearing our T-shirts whilst in shark-infested waters.
