What is Tipper doing to help?
Tipper sits alone in our modest home surrounded by the wait staff, kitchen staff, and housekeeping staff reading Rock AND Roll lyrics out loud. She then asks the staff or other unimportant people if the lyrics are inoffensive, offensive or if they are things she should say in bed to me. She then says those things in bed to make me excited. By excited, I mean so I will be able to perform in bed in the man-and-woman-who-are-married way. Occasionally, when she thinks about Frank Zappa, she cries. She cries alot.
