What is the weight of the human spirit?
If you are a human being of the diplodorcus magnitudinus type, (those that forget to remain human in their dealings with others) then your spirit weighs an incredible 2000 pounds… that’s right… exactly one ton… all of which is hot air, and the halitosis emanating from your bucchal cavity is less than pleasing even to the most disinterested listener. If, however, you are a human being, who remembers to be human in dealing with others, then your spirit weighs 0.0000001 grams, primarily because you have learned to lighten up, even though you also have burdens to bear. It’s also one of the reasons angels take them so lightly. If you’re trying to catch one to put under a microscope, it will only fly in the face of convention (it won’t take being measured lying down… it won’t stand for it either) so be especially careful handing it on the edges. No radishes were hurt in the production of this answer.
