What is the TV Ministry?
The TV Ministry is the only true religion of the world. People love television, everyone loves television! It s a great mediator, a common bond, and a superior babysitter. Television is the center of our homes. It is the box we adore and stare into for countless hours. We give it all of our attention. Shhh… I m watching something. How many times have you heard this or said it? The difference between us and the average TV viewer is an additional level of commitment. We know TV, and we love it! We worship every day and every night, sometimes even late night, with the practice of Ritual Veiwing, it is our deep and meaningful worship. It is who we are. Read on to answer more of your TV Minstry questions, we like to believe our religion is simple enough for everyone to enjoy, but we always wecome questions and inquiries. We don t bother with the false religions of the world, but we do welcome members of all other religions, because TV is for everyone, it brings the world together, and we
