What is the term for people who lack the sense of taste?
Dear Bob: No question, these would be handy terms to have in these trying times. Let me consult the files. Ah, here we are. The technical term for the inability to smell is anosmia, and a person who is unable to detect smells is anosmic. The inability to taste is ageusia, and a (literally) tasteless person presumably would be an ageusiatic. These terms allow one to express oneself in an honest yet tactful manner. Thus: Vaguely Important Looking Person at party: “I thought Demi Moore gave a compelling performance in Striptease.” You: “Goodness, you must be an anosmic ageusiatic.”(1) VILP: “No, actually I’m a Presbyterian from Cleveland.” A related term is dysgeusia, the condition of having an abnormal, presumably bad, taste in your mouth. This word offers a range of uses. Basic application: “Marge, that velvet Elvis painting is the last word in dysgeusia.” “Thanks, we’re the envy of the trailer park.” Or more elaborately: “I know they pay me big money to be the president’s press secreta
