What is the so-called Asshat attraction law?
The turtle believes there is a sort of magnetic attraction between himself and asshatters, which draw them preferentially to him. The force of attraction is inversely proportional to the number of times the player has played with him (people who don’t know him, and learn of the Curse, tend to attack him preferentially to test it) and also inversely proportional to the distance to his borders (they have to be adjacent to attack, a universal truth in Lux.) Without empirical data it is impossible to quantify the proportionality constant. There is an empirical constant which must be measured for each player… some people have a high asshattery coefficient (HAC). Values range from 0 – people who are afk but not bots — to 1.0 for players such as Hibba Jibba.
