What is the secret formula for a kick-ass, sure-to-sell, unbelievably hot screenplay?
God bless you! Finally, a half-decent question, something to really get Dick’s creative juices flowing. The first thing you do is approach the woman from behind, while she’s still standing. Move right in on the back of her neck and start kissing. Blow a little bit. Then nibble. Little bites. Slowly make your way to her ear – kiss, blow, nibble, bite. Suck on her earlobe for a while. Then dive right for her…what? Unbelievably hot screenplay? Oh…sorry. I was looking under “Unbelievably Hot Foreplay.” Christ. Whoa. In that case, your question is as inane as everyone else’s. Just another moronic mongoloid wasting Dick’s precious time. Okay, pushpin penis, I’ll give you the secret formula: Start with a great character, one we’ve never seen before in any movie. A complex character who has a good heart – but also one great flaw. A character the audience would be willing to spend eight or nine bucks watching for two hours. This character better have witty lines, interesting insights and cl
