What is the reason for the enduring popularity of the insipid Olsen Twins?
In addition to all the animosity toward the Askville Team being generated over the Mayor’s “gutless” response to our hatred of Bonus Questions and a certain Askviller who “games” them, the Team allows a hideous and insulting Question like this to get by them! Anyone who calls my beloved Mary-Kate and Ashley “insipid” should be “suspended” from Askville forever (although–personally–I would prefer it if they were hung)! Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are God’s current “gift to the world”, and–even more importantly–to me. Never, in all history, have there been two more wonderful young ladies–precious, sweet jewels who should be adored, admired, and placed upon a pedestal! As soon as I post this Answer, I shall be returning to the huge shrine I have dedicated to them in the ballroom of my mansion, where I shall give them the daily worship they deserve. My heart sings! Sources: Obsession and Adoration.
