What is the most useful training plan for the First Askville Puddling, Tapioca and Succotash Wrestling Tournament?”
Believe me, I take my preparation seriously for the upcoming match. When I’m not too busy sewing extra sparkle-y sequins on my costume, here is my in depth training plan: • First, I’ve been eating a high protein diet to bulk up my muscle mass in preparation for the match. Team GLOP is going to be at a size disadvantage against the guys, so I figure I better get some extra muscle built up. • But, since we’re never going to match the weight of the guys, I’ve been focusing the rest of my training on our speed advantage. Us gals are surprisingly agile; we’ll dart and weave with the best of them. • So, I’ve been heading to the local ice rink in a pair of brand new, unscuffed-soled high heels. This helps me build my balance, useful in the surprisingly slick pudding, tapioca, and succotash. • I’ve been running in a pool of jello to provide additional resistance training than a regular pool of water. Plus, the strawberry smell lingers with me all day. • I’ve built a
