What is the most attractive animal mascot?
Schneider: I don’t know. But the ugliest would have to be the Philly Phanatic. I want to hit it with a stick. The Giants have an ugly one, too. It looks like a sewer rat and scares kids when it tries to pick them up. Actually, I don’t know any attractive ones. But the Bucks mascot sure is an athlete, jumping around on a trampoline. Oh, the Phoenix Gorilla is cool. But I’m not attracted to it sexually. The Philly Phanatic should watch out if Schneider is nearby. 2. Who would win in a Regis Philbin/Anne Robinson matchup? Schneider: Regis would tear her eyeballs out. I would pay big money and use all my celebrity connections to see that. Why Regis? He’s been here a long time. Is he going to let some newcomer take him down? No way. 3. Which of your signature lines do people come to you and say more often, “Makin’ Copies,” or “You Can Do it”? And does that bother or flatter you? Schneider: Definitely “You can do it.” You know, it doesn’t do either. I try not to put a value on it. It’s just
