What is the lyrics to the pirate Free Crdit ReportCom?
They say a man should always dress, for the job he wants So why am I dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant It’s all because some hacker stole my identity, now I’m in here every evening serving chowder and iced tea Should’ve gone to freecreditreport.com, I could’ve seen this comin’ at me like an atom bomb They monitor your credit and send you email alerts, so you don’t end up sellin’ fish to tourist’s in T-shirts