What is the funniest short joke youve ever heard?
A blonde, a brunette and a red head are being chased by the police. They run into an abandoned barn to hid and find some old sacks. Each one climbs into a sack. The police, however are right on their tails and run into the barn behind them. They decide to kick each sack to make sure the girls aren’t in them. They kick the brunette’s sack first, and she says “Meow, Meow!” The police assume that there are kittens living in that sack and kick the red head’s sack. She says, “Woof, Woof!” The police leave the “puppies” alone and move on to the blonde’s sack. When she is kicked, she responds, “Potato, Potato!” I know I could’ve picked a more “politically correct” joke, but I just love this one! Sources: me!