What is the difference between garbage and men?
Garbage gets thrown out and stays out! • • How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb? No one knows, the ex-wife always gets the house. • Why are men like strawberries? Because they take a long time to mature and by the time they do most are rotten. • Why is urine yellow and sperm white? So men can tell if they are coming or going. • • Why does a man have a clear conscience? Because it’s never used. • What do UFO’s and caring men have in common? You keep hearing about them but never see any for yourself. • Why is dating like a game of cards? Because if you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand. • • How do you confuse a man? You don’t have to – they’re born that way • Why don’t women like basketball players as lovers? Because they dribble before they shoot. • What are the three types of men? The handsome, the caring and the majority • • What’s the nicest thing about a nudist wedding? You don’t have to ask – you can see who the best man is. • What shou
