What is the difference between brussel sprouts and boogers?
Kids don’t eat brussel sprouts.” • For a Green Sword: This one’s green! Heard of a pickle fork? Yours, son, is Pickle Sword. • Warning! Do not try this one at home… go to a friends house. • Check out little kid joke books from the library and get a ton of animal jokes. • Do you know what you get when you cross a millipede with a parrot? Awalkie talkie! • Why don’t they let dinosaurs drive cars? Because there were too many tyrannosaurus wrecks. • I make the Teddy Bear Hugging a Heart and tell them this is fuzzy wuzzy cause he’s not very fuzzy is he? But he loves you beary much. • While on restaurant duty the past few weeks, I’ve been using back-to-school jokes. I’ll ask the kid what grade he’s in, then say: “Oh, I LOVED the fourth grade. It was five of the happiest years of my life!” I know, it’s so old it creaks, but the kids and parents still enjoy it. Anyway, one little girl’s grandfather came back with this one: “On the day I graduated from the fourth grade, I was so excited I cou
