What is the difference between a blonde and the Grand Old Duke of York?
The Grand Old Duke of York only ‘had’ 10000 men. • Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde? A: Because you can drop your load in a washing machine, and it won’t follow you around for a week. • Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common? A: They both get easier to pick-up with age. • Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The more you bang it, the looser it gets. • Q: What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? A: They’re both empty from the neck up. • Q: What do blondes and spaghetti have in common? A: They both wriggle when you eat them. • Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper? A: So she could lip read. • Q: What do peroxide blondes and black men have in common? A: They both have black roots. • Q: What do you call a blonde with a bag of sugar on her head? A: Sweet Fuck All… • Q: How do you drown a blonde? A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool. A2: Don’t tell her to swallow. A3: Leave a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool
