What is the correct etiquette, for thanking a young lady, after incredibly good sex?
First, and most important, make sure you have written the young lady’s name in indelible ink on her forehead so you’ll know what to call her in the morning. After wiping your dick dry on the curtains, make sure you volunteer to sleep in the wet spot. Get back into bed, drop an eye-watering, knicker-ripper fart, then shove her head under the duvet and invite her to express her admiration of your skills in the flatulent arts. Finally, after she falls asleep, stick ‘The Magnificent Seven’ on the telly on full blast, and when she wakes up ask her if she wants another seeing to. It’s just good manners, after all.
Well, if this is a real question then no. Because if you wanted to do things via correct etiquette then that young lady would be your wife in which case you wouldn’t “thank” her, you would tell her you loved her. To thank a woman after sex would imply she did it only for you, instead of pleasing each other. Sort of like a prostitute. So you see how it could be insulting. LOL @ Medium Dave!
