What is the Childrens Meal of the Damned?
It is an unimplemented item that was supposed to drop from the Evil Golden Arches but whose content was never completed. The vision was that consuming the Children’s Meal of the Damned would give you some kind of collectible toy surprise, kind of like how Lucky Surprise Eggs work. The instances of this item that exist are ones that were hacked from the item table using arbitrary item creation bugs. They give no stat gains, adventures, or fullness when consumed. When they are implemented, they will become as common as everything else that drops from the Arches, so trade in them at your own risk.