What is the best sick joke you have heard?
There are these three guys in a desert dying of dehydration. Off in the horizon they see a house and finally manage to struggle to it. The first guy goes up to the door to ask for water. The door is opened by this really old, wart-covered, puss covered, scaly, toothless old woman. “C-c-c-can I h-h-h-have some w-w-w-water for me and m-my friends?” he asks. She replied, “I will… if you have sex with me.” The guy pukes all over the woman and runs back to his friends. “You guys would not believe who answered the door. Some really gross old lady!” he tells them. “She said we could have water if I had sex with her.” “Why didn’t you then?” asks he second guy. “Because she was so ugly, I was sick and couldn’t do it!” “Oh, you are such a wuss. I’ll go up to the door,” the second guy says. He goes up to the door and rings the bell. The old hag answers. “W-w-w-w-w-w-waaaaaa……” He uses all of his will power to not hurl. “Water? Yes, I have water,” she says knowingly. “But you have to have se
