What is Mr. Perfect’s finishing move?
The Perfectplex, which he presumably used on someone before truly “finishing” himself off with a snout full of cocaine in a hotel room. Q: What caused Jake “The Snake” Roberts to lose his vision? A: Getting sprayed by Rick Martel’s “Arrogance” cologne. You thought I was gonna take the cheap punchline and say “Years of smoking crack,” didn’t you? Shows what you know. The crack didn’t blind Jake. It just made him paranoid, forgetful, and impotent. Is that all? Damn, I was just starting to have fun. 4) Jake Roberts beat Kato (w/ Mr. Fuji & Pat Tanaka) by DQ at 7:02 [2/18/91]. By the numbers. Kato and his parachute pants ran from the DDT, while Fuji and Tanaka snuck in shots behind the ref’s back. Lord Al kept calling him “Cot-Oh,” just to piss me off. Finish saw Jake defy the odds and finally hit the DDT after escaping a bodyslam attempt. Tanaka broke up the pin for the DQ, but Jake fought them all off and chased Fuji away with his snake. No, not THAT one! Not this time, anyway. Hey, here
