What is mean computer?
A computer is a machine which manipulates data according to a list of instructions through channels of data processing system. This unit, computer, has many forms of sizes such as a refrigerator to a laptop. Inside, the computer has modules and hardware’s unit from many different vendors, operating system, and software’s to communicate all the modules & units. A montior, keyboard, mouse are part computer’s arm and legs (figure of speech).
A mean computer comes after you in your dreams. It’s armed with a taser and a nine iron, and whacks you on the forehead whenever you make a mistake. It laughs at you when you answer something wrong, yet doesn’t let you look up the information on Encarta or Wikipedia to make sure it’s correct. It constantly typos for you, finds viruses by self, surfs porno websites when you don’t want to surf them (and doesn’t open them when you do), and it talks bad about your mother. Mean computers usually run one of the many versions of Microsoft Windows in the NT family (including 2000, Server 2003, XP, and Vista), though some have been found to be running SCO Unixware, Sun Solaris 10, Debian Linux, and Mac OS X 10.0.3 (Apple apparently killed the mean in their machines with the following version). All you can do to beat a mean machine is to feed your own arm pit hair and the blood of your video game console.
