What is it about the religious festivals of Christmas and Easter which stimulates the monkeys appetite?
We definitely are a symbolic sacrifice to their blood thirsty god; naturally the religious festivals stimulate the monkey’s appetite. If you’ll notice it happens at every religious festival. The monkey’s appetite is tremendous, sometimes even before the festival begins and often for fourtyeight hours afterward. Non believers are at risk and should wear their armour until such time their hunger is assuaged. Armor-up; the season is upon us all.