What is Harry the Handsome Executive?
A. From the time we enter grade school until our matriculation, we are indoctrinated with a drive to “make it” — to rise above the rest, earn a large salary, and produce successful offspring. This game won’t help you with any of that. It can, however, train you in the ways of the swivel chair, the most versatile piece of furniture since the ottoman with built-in soda fridge. Throughout much of the world, workers have harnessed the power of the swivel chair as a mobility aid. But there is only one brave warrior who dares to attack the rungs of the corporate ladder with the wheels of a swivel chair. You will know him when you see him. He’ll be the on kicking off of desks for a speed boost before launching his chair into the air, where he turns and empties a magazine of staples into an unsuspecting robot fiend. Hide your donuts, and unplug your coffee machine immediately, for no stash is safe from the great warrior known as Harry.
