What is crude petroleum?
Crude Petroleum is to be avoided at all cost, unless you want to come away with a very red face, and lots of new words to add to your vocabulary that your mother would not approve of. Crude Petroleum must be got to a refinery as soon as is possible, where it can be knocked into shape, it’s rough edges removed, mouth washed out with soap, it’s manners improved, so that it can meet it’s public in a more genteel and refined manner.
