What is CrackMonkeys stance on Werner Von Braun?
The Discovery Channel once did a story on Werver Von Braun. According to this documentary, Von Braun and his family were but frightened puppets of the Nazi regime, and the use of slave labor in the secret underground V2 factories was at the command of Himmler. We can only thank the Norwegian Ski Team that good red-blooded American grunts found Von Braun in time to fill him full of steak and Camel Lites! Otherwise, we would never have been able to stuff John Glenn into a Wagner death machine and send him hurtling into the krautsphere. Of course, only Lee Detweiler and his team of expatriated Canadistas truly know the full implications of the dormant viral particles brought back in the only recently unclassified phaser banks built into the mercury rocket!
