What is Churchills Church?
Churchill’s Church’s goal is to offer an alternative to the evils of psychology, through their therapy process that Scientology refers to as, “The Same Thing As Psychology But With A Biorhythm Machine Attached To You For Some Reason.” Some cretins suggest that scientologists just pray on bicycles, but such infidel suggestions are all crap and bollocks. Impostors try to offer crumpets, claiming they are Winston Churchill, though this is blasphemy of the highest grade, as no self-respecting Scientologist would ever eat such evil food. Churchill demolished many churches around the main scientologist regions, while he also incorporated parts of other creeds into Scientology, including the belief that God is triple distilled (like vodka (aka, “the Holy Spirit”) and something called ‘The Trinity’ ), and that only Winston is his prophet.
