What is a Swiss Army Octopus?
The Swiss Army Octopus is a strangely specialized creature found in the cold coastal waters of Switzerland. The Swiss Army discovered that they had an amazing affinity for wielding useful tools for every situation. A company who kept a saltwater tank with one of these babies in it never had to look for a spare can opener or screwdriver. Unfortunately for the octopus, the Swiss did not have bulletproof glass at the time.
