What is a Progressive?
A Progressive is someone with bold new ideas for social and political change. Progressives move 2570 miles from New York to Alta California so they can hold political office and implement their plans on a gullible populace. Meanwhile, the surface of the earth travels from Alta California to New York at about 670 miles an hour in the opposite direction due to planetary rotation. So, at the end of the day, Progressives haven’t really made that much progress and their ideas have all been tried before anyway.
