What is a curling tournament called?
A, curling tournament. B, Bonspiel. C, Broomer? GREENFIELD: You know, that sport is so mysterious to me that I’m going to pick the least comprehensible of those of those and say it sounds like a toast, Bonspiel. BOROWITZ: Bonspiel, Jeff, you were right. GREENFIELD: Yes. BOROWITZ: Good guess. Well, I find it mysterious, you’re going to have a hard time with this one, too. In curling, why do they sweep? A, to propel the stones. B, to clear the ice. C, to melt the ice. Or D, they’re expecting company? GREENFIELD: My God. Oh, you know, I’m trying to picture all the curling tournaments I’ve seen. I’ve always thought it was to propel it, which I’m sure is wrong, but I’m going to say to propel the stones. BOROWITZ: C, to melt the ice. GREENFIELD: Oh, OK. Thank God I got that one wrong. COLLINS: More luge, baby, more luge. Here we go. What is skeleton? Is it a luge suit, face down luge, a group of notorious lugers, the English translation for luge? GREENFIELD: Gee, there’s a joke here when the
