What is a biology experiment i can do with twinkies?
Test Information: Test Subject 1: Standard Twinkie Test Subject 2: Lovett College Sophomore Control Subject: Standard Twinkie Test Location: 4th floor room, Lovett College, Rice University Start Time: Tuesday, May 2, 1995 21:21 CST Stop Time: Wednesday, May 3,1995 21:50 CST Test Description: This test was designed to test whether Twinkies are intelligent. We decided to do this test last, because we “killed” a lot of Twinkies during these experiments, and didn’t want to know before the other tests were over if they were sentient. This test was a slightly modified version of the Turing test, designed to check computers for artificial intellegence (AI). The theory is that if you ask questions by typing on a computer keyboard and cannot distinguish whether the responses come from a human on the other end, or a computer program, then the program is artificially intelligent. Observations: Before Test: Before the test, the Twinkie was relatively quiet, and the Lovett sophomore was confused by
Shelf life is probably way too long to try to grow bacteria. Twinkies would probably survive a holocaust – not even sure the cockroaches would want them… You could measure your insulin levels if you had the right tools (like a diabetic uses – a finger prick kit that tests your blood sugar levels). Eat nothing for a few hours. Then eat five twinkies and gauge the difference. You can get the kits at a drug store. Then the next day, try the same thing but use beef or fruit to see what the difference is in your blood sugar level.
