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What if you doused yourself in grape juice instead of carrying the SuperSoaker?

April 26, 2017carrying doused grape juice supersoaker

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What if you doused yourself in grape juice instead of carrying the SuperSoaker?

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What if you doused yourself in grape juice instead of carrying the SuperSoaker? You could still carry bacon and whistles. Wouldn’t that be the ultimate in protection? Fact: Grape juice is sticky and disgusting. Dousing yourself in it might protect you from raptors, but it would also protect you from hanging out with normal people. I wouldn’t let you in my house, because I just got a new couch.