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What if the Characters from “Huckleberry Finn” Were on Usenet?

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What if the Characters from “Huckleberry Finn” Were on Usenet?

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[To quote Mark Twain: “Persons attempting to find a moral in this narrative will be prosecuted”–I’ve retained the services of the distinguished John Grubor, J.D., of Internet Law Systems.] Judge Thatcher: the established social order. Genteel, learned, dedicated to preserving the rule of law. –The System Administrator. A David (tale) Lawrence, Chris Lewis, or Karen Lofstrom. Pap Finn: the Judge’s nemesis: what the tarnation right does the Judge have, he bawls, taking his own son Huck away from him just because he beats him and abandons him? Hates people who make laws or show off their book-larning, starting with Huck: “You’re educated, too, they say–can read and write. You think you’re better’n your father, now, don’t you, because he can’t? _I’ll_ take it out of you.” –The Destroyer of Netiquette. Stephen Boursy, his own self, ranting at his betters every time the whiskey kicks in. Tom Sawyer: solidly middle-class, but with aristocratic pretensions. Theatrical, book-learned, self-d

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