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What if a manbearpig tries to mate with me?

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What if a manbearpig tries to mate with me?

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First, lie perfectly still. Second, make chicken noises to make it hungry so it will go in search of food. DO NOT make the sounds of a tasty chicken. DO NOT make the sounds of manbearpig in heat because it will only make things worse.

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