What heartwarming tale of sacrifice and eternal love can you make with the following words and phrases?
And this just in….during the “dont squeeze the Charmin” hand-grenade trials- sponsered by US Secretary of Education Margret Spellings, Sarah Palin, dressed in her trademark handcuffs and her moose-print lingire and (according to eye-witnesses being followed closely by Vladamir Putin), was seen entering her hot steamy igloo of love where strains of the Alaskan macarena were heard as Eskimo pool boys carried in chocolate-covered borshcht and caribou wine….film at 11.
