What happens on earth day?
Like, what are some Earth Day things to do? Have you ever “celebrated” Earth Day, ever, except for that time in fifth grade when you had to make a diorama about photosynthesis? No, you haven’t, because Earth Day isn’t even a real holiday. Do you know how it started? Here, read for yourself. It got started in 1970 to mark “the beginning of the modern environmental movement,” which back then apparently entailed aiming for “Zero Population Growth” and watching Indians cry. Do you want to halt the continuation of the human race? Do you want to watch Indians cry all day? No, you don’t, even though both of these things have to do with Earth Day, which is a stupid thing. Not convinced? All right. I’m going to let you in on a little secret. You’re not going to like it, and some people in the comments are probably going to get pissed about it, but here goes: people only care about the environment when it’s convenient for them to do so. Do you remember car commercials from a couple years ago? Th
