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• An Amish drive-by shooting. • Why do elephants paint their toenails red? • So they can hide in cherry trees. • Come on! Who’s ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? • See how well it works?! • Why do elephants have flat feet? • From jumping out of cherry trees. • How did Tarzan die? • He was picking cherries. • Why are pygmies so short? • They hang out under cherry trees. • What is the loudest sound in the Jungle? • Giraffes eating cherries off the tree. • Two rock climbers were out scaling a cliff in a heavy wind. Unfortunately, as their gear was not properly secured, they fell down and hit some sharp rocks. As their souls began to ascend to Fluffy Cloud Heaven, they saw a pair of eagles. Awed, the two souls said, “Ah, eagles!” …To be polite, the eagles said nothing. • Man: Doctor, you’ve got to help me! I think I’m a moth. • Doctor: What you need is a psychiatrist. I’m a dentist; I can’t help you. • Man: Oh, I know. But your light was on. • Woman: Doctor, you’ve got to help my h
