What first comes to your mind when I say the following words: flag, purple, cat, war, explossion, France?
Flag = stars and stripes Purple = bruises Cat = Garfield War = guns Explosion = fireworks France = Eiffel Tower ….I’m talking about the literal Eiffel Tower. That’s what France calls his junk too, but that’s NOT what I’m talking about here! …why does everything sound wrong when I’m talking about France… – Do you mind WW3? Yes I mind! The last two world wars weren’t all that fun. Yeah, I got rich on the second one and got to be a hero for lots of people, but it was still pretty lousy. I don’t want to do it again. – Do you have any collection? do you like cute things? I collect comic books…and I’ve got lots of Disney stuffed animals. Does that count as cute? – If you lose a bet and your punishment is to date a female nation, who will be your choice? I guess Belarus, since we got along okay in the past…I mean, she only tried to stab me twice the whole time she lived me with. That’s pretty good! I wonder if Russia would mind… – Can you cook? Mostly just instant stuff, like Easy M
