What fine, young talent will be featured at FUNYEP2K?
Possible answer 1: Backstreet Boys Possible answer 2: Strackbeet Goys Possible answer 3: Stickypaste Glue Possible answer 4: GonorrheaSync Real answer: Headlining is Edge To Life, the biggest electronic band to come out of Champaign, Illinois since Pat Boone. They have a quirky 80’s new wave sound, but will destroy you and devour your internal organs if you even breathe words that sound anything close to “Boy” or “George,” even if you are talking about George Bush’s son. Also featured at the show will be a special rare reincarnation of THE BIG STEAMY THING, featuring whichever original members who still remember how to play their instruments. Perhaps a few other surprises, as well. Q: Describe the setting of FUNYEP2K. A: That’s not a question, you dumb fuck.
