What exactly is a Drunken Ewok?
In another wonderful story from my glorious freshman year in Fleming, I obtained what will undoubtedly be my monikor for the rest of the conceivable future. It all started with a simple game called Subspace… Being a good little frosh, I didn’t get sucked into Subspace when it first started its craze, but after watching many of my friends while away their scant free time at this strangely addictive game, I decided to give it a go. For those of you who have no experience with Subspace, it can be described as a large multi-player space fighter simulation, somewhat akin to the Atari classic, Asteroids! (and for those of you too young to remember Asteroids!, I don’t need any emails telling me how ancient and decrepit I am…) When you first play Subspace, you are asked for a call-sign. Being an avid fan of Top Gun, and other super-cool fighter jock movies, I resolved to pick the coolest call-sign I could. I don’t recall the specifics, but suffice it to say, the name was cool at the time,
