What exactly are the rules of reindeer games?
The first rule of reindeer games you do not talk about reindeer games. The second rule is you do NOT talk about reindeer games. 2a. Remember ye what hath happened to the last reindeer to “talk” about reindeer games: Rudolph 2ai. He does not live a happy life, constantly hounded by paparazzi 2aii. He has to lead the sleigh, being the first through the rain, snow, sleet, and ice shielding everyone else 2aiii. If he doesn’t have a cold, the elves rub his nose until it is red anyway. 3. If you are a new reindeer, you must play 4. Don’t ask the rules, Santa never actually tells. He just smiles infuriatingly. 5. If you want to stay at the North pole, you have to win the reindeer games. 5a. The North Pole lineup hasn’t changed in a long, long time. 6. The game is over when someone wins. It won’t be you. All of the other reindeer will let you know who it was. 7. Sportsman like conduct is appreciated, but unnecessary 8. The game is like monopoly – whoever has the most in the end wins 8a. Except
