What effects did the European settlers have on the biodiversity of the Australian environment?
The early British settlers believed that the Australian environment was full of man-eating kangaroo like monsters so they shot them and ate them for breakfast. They then discovered a new species of animal called ‘Rhiannan’ which was later extinct due to tasting so good. She tasted so delicious that once the species died out and they couldn’t eat any more, they at each-other’s brains and thus starting the brain-eating plague. When the humans eventually died out, dinosaurs started to walk the earth again, coming out of all the places that humans didn’t dare to go! Like rhiannan’s wardrobe. And Andrews underwear drawer. And rhiannan’s underpants….
