What does the future hold for Fireland?
I’m perfectly satisfied being the unofficial God Emperor of the Internet. But maybe that’s the problem. I’m TOO satisfied. And when you’re too satisfied, you get soft. You lose that edge. And soon enough some young upstart will appear on the scene and wipe the cyberfloor with me. So in order to avoid that scenario, I’m branching out into new avenues of media exploitation. I’ve also begun “taking an active interest” in a number a startup text-heavy websites and I think soon enough you’ll be seeing “Fireland Presents…” all over the web and will come to trust it to bring you the highest in quality, density, and sauciness. And when those 500 channels start pumping through your mini satellite dish, you just might see a little something called F-TV and you just might look at home shopping in a whole new light.
