What does the element Pentium decay into?
Inert silicon with the emission of a press release. — The Pentium doesn’t have bugs or produce errors; it’s just Precision-Impaired. — Intel business executives have been so stressed by staying up late at night trying to figure out what to do about the Pentium Problem, that they’re past the floating point. — I heard that Intel lost one of its divisions today… — (From: Mark Thorson (eee@netcom.com).