What does “smeg” mean?
The characters in the show use it as an all-purpose profanity. Apparently derived from “smegma,” the term for a particularly unpleasant bodily secretion, the slang term “smeg” was reportedly in use in England before the show premiered, although not commonly. Grant Naylor presumably adopted this little-known bit of Scouse profanity as a blanket replacement for all other swearing, to keep them out of trouble with the BBC and to poke fun at the long-standing convention in science-fiction of inventing futuristic slang. Subject: What are the lyrics to the theme song? It’s cold outside, there’s no kind of atmosphere I’m all alone, more or less Let me fly far away from here Fun, fun, fun in the sun, sun, sun I want to lie shipwrecked and comatose Drinking fresh mango juice Goldfish shoals nibbling at my toes Fun, fun, fun in the sun, sun, sun Fun, fun, fun in the sun, sun, sun There has been much debate over the “goldfish” line — it is not sung very clearly, and some fans think it is simply
